Jokes-Think & Grin

By Kyle H.

            Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time again! World-famous comedian Kyle is back from a well-earned luxury vacation to bring you more of only the finest jokes!

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Bob: I ate my watch yesterday.

Link: How was it?

Bob: It was really time consuming.

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Jim: How many Siths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Joe: Three?

Jim: None. They prefer the dark side.

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Tom: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?

Pee Wee: I don’t know.

Tom: A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day.

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A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

 

The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”

 

“Sorry,” he whispers. “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

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Jacob: Why did the lamp go to school?

Ryan: Tell me.

Jacob: He wasn’t very bright.

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Allen: What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

Lucas: I have no idea.

Allen: “It wasn’t my fault!”

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Andrew: Did you hear the joke about the high wall?

Sarah: Yep. I still can’t get over it.

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A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?”

 

The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.”

 

“You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said.

 

The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer said.

 

“I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach.”

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Steven: Knock, knock.

Rod: Who’s there?

Steven: Wire.

Rod: Wire, who?

Steven: Wire you asking me this?

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Turner: If you’re holding three apples and four oranges in your right hand, what would you have?

Hal: Very large hands.

————————————————————————————————————————— That’s all for now folks! Tune in next time.

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(Comic by Scott Nickel)