By: Kourtney and Ariel
I just failed a science test and now my grade is biting the dust.
Sincerely My Parents are Going to Kill Me
Dear My Parents are Going to Kill Me,
Try asking your teacher for extra credit and always try to do your best on your assignments. Remember 1st Peter 5:7 says, “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.”
Convince your parents that science isn’t needed because after all who uses science anyway.
Dear Tweedle twins,
My dog is eating all of my clothes and homework, which is great because I don’t have to do my homework, but I don’t feel safe going out of house anymore, especially in my patched up jeans and holey t-shirt. What should I do?
Sincerely, Fashion Problems
Dear Fashion Problems,
Take your dog to obedience classes or put away your things better where your dog can’t get them. Also you may want some new clothes just in case.
At your service, Tweedledee
Hey Fashion Problems,
Maybe you could just get a new fashion sense because apparently he doesn’t like yours. You could also just send your dog to school instead of you, or wait for the homework to pass.
Talk to you later, Tweedledumb
Dear Tweedledee and Tweedledumb,
I’m losing all of my soccer games, and my team isn’t doing so well. What should I do?
Sincerely, Lucy A. Game
Maybe your team could practice harder or more frequently. You also could talk with your coach or team -mates to improve team chemistry. Just do your best and play your heart out.
Yours truly, Tweedledee
Kidnap the goalie and put up a cardboard replacement, and then you can score all you want.