Tweedledee and Tweedledumb

By: Kourtney and Ariel

 

Dear Tweedles,

I just failed a science test and now my grade is biting the dust.

Sincerely My Parents are Going to Kill MeImage result for grade F minus

Dear My Parents are Going to Kill Me,

Try asking your teacher for extra credit and always try to do your best on your assignments. Remember 1st Peter 5:7 says, “Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.”

Sincerely Tweedledee

Convince your parents that science isn’t needed because after all who uses science anyway.

From Tweedledumb

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Dear Tweedle twins,

My dog is eating all of my clothes and homework, which is great because I don’t have to do my homework, but I don’t feel safe going out of house anymore, especially in my patched up jeans and holey t-shirt. What should I do?

Sincerely, Fashion Problems

Dear Fashion Problems,

Take your dog to obedience classes or put away your things better where your dog can’t get them. Also you may want some new clothes just in case.Image result for cartoon dog with homework

At your service, Tweedledee

Hey Fashion Problems,

Maybe you could just get a new fashion sense because apparently he doesn’t like yours. You could also just send your dog to school instead of you, or wait for the homework to pass.

Talk to you later, Tweedledumb

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Dear Tweedledee and Tweedledumb,

I’m losing all of my soccer games, and my team isn’t doing so well. What should I do?

Sincerely, Lucy A. Game

Dear Lucy,

Maybe your team could practice harder or more frequently. You also could talk with your coach or team -mates to improve team chemistry. Just do your best and play your heart out.Image result for cardboard goalie

Yours truly, Tweedledee

Dear Lucy,

Kidnap the goalie and put up a cardboard replacement, and then you can score all you want.

Tweedledumb