Christmas Jokes – Think and Grin

By Kyle H.

Feeling particularly festive this time of year? Are you thinking that this newspaper would be a whole lot better with some jokes with a little “Christmas Joy” in them? Well, fear that no more because your wish has been granted! World renowned comedian Kyle is back to blow you away with wonderful Holiday-oriented Jokes!

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John: What is the difference between a reindeer and a knight?

Jorge: (thinking)

John: One slays the dragon, and the other is draggin’ the sleigh.

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Shawn: What does Christmas have to do with a lost cat in the desert?

Trendan: Beats me.

Shawn: They both have Sandy Claws.

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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?

Brother: A list of everything I want!

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Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

Johnny: I don’t know. What?

Zoey: A pineapple!

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Johnny:  What did the reindeer say to the football player?

George: I don’t know.

Johnny: Your Blitzen days are over!

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Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?

Joe: I haven’t decided yet.

Moe: What did you give him last year?

Joe: The flu.

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Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.

Luke: How do you know?

Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

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Noah: What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?

Mike: I haven’t a clue.

Noah: The Finch Who Stole Christmas.

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Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?

Bill: Beats me.

Will: In a snow bank.

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And that’s all for today, folks! Tune in next time for more fabulous jokes from Kyle and always remember the Reason for the season!