Jokes

Do you need a good laugh?  Here are some jokes that will make you chuckle.

Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!

Q:How do you get straight A’s?
A:By using a ruler!

Q:How does the barber cut the moon’s hair?
A:E-clipse it!

Q: What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
A: Stop going in circles and get to the point!

Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away!

Q:Why couldn’t the jungle take a test?
A: There were to many cheetahs!